Cis!!! tak habis-habis lamenting about the girl of my wet dreams!! nope, I dont consider it cheating when I only met her in my wet dreams ha ha ha!!! come on! get real!!!
Kalau awek kau dump kau kat cafe macam nih, you should be proud sebab kau dapat melepaskan kemarahan kau dengan makan sebanyak yang mungkin!!!
I think, kalau my ex-fling dump aku kat cafe macam nih, tak ada kot aku maki ex aku tuh...dia dump aku kat bus stand...errr...you know...the standard..."it's not you, it's me" lecture...f**k!!!
yes, aku pernah kena dump...err...technically, I think not kot? sebab aku memang tak ada perasaan pun, langsung...tak ada...sebab apa? awek tu hanya tempat "pelepas marah" aku dengan mak aku aje...ha ha ha...err, really...aku memang tau pun awek tuh seorang player...so, sorry ye, when I ignore you...I really meant it...bukan sebab aku frust dengan kau...tapi sebab aku rasa "liberated" sebab aku ada tempat untuk aku lepaskan rasa marah aku...ha ha ha!! anyway, thanks!!!
Now, I am Sid, and you are Nancy!!
but, seriously...on the lighter side...we should be like this
in the end, nobody gets hurt!!!
ps: kepada awek tuh...sorry, I had to confess, masa tuh aku dalam transitional period...I was angry at my mother...yet I leashed it all on you...tapi apasal kau dump aku? ha ha ha! memang kau nak kena laa kan?? terima aje laa...itu takdir kau...jadi punching bag aku ha ha! anyway...okay!
last-last kawan kau yang kau kutuk tuh jadi wife aku...huhu!
ps: you know what? that awek is one of my facebook friend...ha ha! no, its not you, it is really me! I am psychotic...you should thank your lucky stars that you have the guts to dump me...bless you my dear!!!
I am really sorry, I really did not meant what I say about my feelings for you...masa tu aku tengah pening...fikir pasal mak aku...nope...aku bukan incest laaa...
I hope you would understand my situation...seriously, it is not you actually...it is me!!!
ha ha!
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